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Dish Networks is spending $228 million in cash for the assets of the once mighty home video chain. You know Blockbuster right? Eerily empty place...

This is from the O Internet What Hath Thou Wrought file. A new startup called Cloud Girlfriend wants to help people get girlfriends. How? It's like...

Check this out. So Charlie Sheen goes nuts and starts talking about how he's "winning". Uses the term a lot. And it's hilarious because he's having...

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Whether you think the whole Charlie Sheen thing is a delightful bit of comedic gawking or whether you think it's a depressing spectacle as the...

Let's say you really like someone and want to date them but they're with someone else. And let's also say you're a horrible uncaring monster of a...

Is this even a technology story? I don't know. Whenever Zynga and Farmville and make believe cows get involved, I get all dizzy and disoriented. So...

Researchers have figured out a way to get kids more connected. They've turned an ordinary shape sorter box into a communication device called an...

But how does he get grotesquely overweight and suck up to spoiled athletes if he's a robot? I'm sure they're working on that....